Cartographer 1: Leigh, did you know Bert lost his job as a cartographer?

Cartographer 2: No! What happened?

Cartographer 1: He was let go because he had no sense of Yuma!!

(Fellow map enthusiasts:  I know the above is reaching and will produce groans, but we have to start somewhere!)

The following is shamelessly ripped off from


From xkcd: a comic about map projections